Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Leave the turkey alone

I was watching an episode of 'History of Sex' on the History channel, and they give an interesting yet highly disturbing factoid.

The first recorded hanging in Massachusetts is of Thomas Granger, and he was 16 or 17 years old.  His crime?  Having relations with a mare, a cow, two goats, sheep, two calves and a turkey.

Um, ew.  And that boy was BUSY. 

Could you imagine the awkwardness that ensued when someone walked in on him?  "What are you doing with that turkey there, Tom?"

All those poor unsuspecting animals were taken advantage of, and then killed because they were taken advantage of. 

Well, thanks for the factoid History channel.